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Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian have been a hot couple for more than a year now, and naturally, Americans are fascinated, thanks in no small part to Kim Kardashian’s sex tape. Everyone wants to be near them, and everyone wants to know the inside scoop about their relationship.

Kim Kardashian ass and Reggie Bush

So when Bush was finally interviewed last week, everyone within earshot was thrilled to get a sound bite.

But they were mildly surprised at the bite that they got.

“I didn’t realize I was ‘dating’ anyone,” the Heisman trophy-winning running back said. “I just saw a gigantic ass, and thought, ‘I gotta be next to that.’”

Kim Kardashian playboy

“I mean, I guess I’m ok that there’s a woman there, but it’s not what I had in mind when I started dating the behind. Holy crap, that rhymed! Wait, so did that!”

For her part, Kim Kardashian’s ass is perfectly content with the relationship, and so is the growth on her front.

Gratuitous Kim Kardashian pictures to follow (not that we’ve done it before with Megan Fox, Danica Patrick, Anna Kournikova, and Erin Andrews)